Having grown up in the South, the following things Southerners say are commonplace to me. I may not say them all, but you can bet your bottom dollar I’ve heard them all and I certainly know what they mean.
If you’re from the South you’ll definitely relate and can most likely add to my short list.
And if you’re from the North, well then, your schoolin’ starts now.
1. That girl looks like a busted can o’ biscuits! This is a phrase that’s often overheard in Wal-Mart or maybe at the Dollar General. It simply means that a size 14 somebody has been spotted wearing a size 10 outfit. Everything may be zipped and buttoned, but you don’t want to get too close ’cause if something pops the trajectory could result in the loss of an eye.
2. Hot as blue blazes! This phrase can be used on any given day between mid-March and late November to describe the ridiculously high temperatures that plague the South.
3. Wrung-suh-doubters. The state of having your shirt on inside out. You know…when the tag’s in the front and/or the seams are showing.
4. That young’un’s iller’n a hornet! Pretty self-explanatory actually. This is usually said when one of the kids missed nap time and they’re grumpy beyond belief. Drop the “young’un” part and it can be used to describe anybody who’s got a bee in their bonnet. Those words may or may not have been spoken about me by my husband a time or two.
5. I’m gone tan your hide! Those five words had the ability to strike fear in my sister and me when we were growing up. They mean somebody’s about to get their can busted. What? You need a better translation than that? Ok…in the simplest form possible it means someone’s getting a spanking if some serious straightenin’ up doesn’t happen real quick.
6. That fella’s too big for his britches. This describes someone who thinks more highly of themselves than they should. Or a 13 year old who thinks they’re grown.
7. Bless her heart. This multi-faceted phrase can mean oh, so many things depending on the circumstances surrounding its utterance. If you say it after sharing a juicy tid-bit of gossip, that phrase absolves you of all guilt. (You can also precede the gossip with “I need you to be prayin’ about something…” for good measure.) It can also mean “She’s dumber than dirt, but I’m too nice to say that.” And believe it or not, it can actually be a sincere, heart-felt way to express your concern for someone who’s going through a particularly hard time.
8. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! This expression is saved for moments of great surprise. Like when you run into someone at the grocery store you haven’t seen since high school or when you get an unexpected rebate on your utility bill.
9. Fix me a glass of sodie water. What’s “sodie water,” you ask. Well, it’s water with a little bit of baking soda dissolved in it. And according to my grandma, drinking some of this every day will cure just about anything. I don’t know about it being a cure for everything, but it definitely takes care of indigestion like nobody’s business.
10. Well, I’ll be dawg! Just as #8, this phrase is used to express surprise, but where #8 is boisterous, “I’ll be dawg!” is uttered in a more subdued tone that suggests disbelief mingled with the surprise. Andy Griffith often provided the perfect example of how to properly use this phrase in that well-loved show from years gone by.
My list should by no means be considered exhaustive…I’ve got a heap more where those came from! Who knows, maybe one day we’ll do a “10 More Things…” post.